apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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