my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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