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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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