shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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