After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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