Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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