Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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