No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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