hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
