We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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