if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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