im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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