it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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