i may or may not be watching the land before time
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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