Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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