he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Randomize
