At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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