I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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