you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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