At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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