why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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