Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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