This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize