I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Randomize
