I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I FOUND THE LEGS
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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