This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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