its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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