She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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