Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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