i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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