Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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