it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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