Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We left an ass print on the piano.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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