How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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