Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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