So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
is it fun? or sober?
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