Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I want to make a zoo with you.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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