Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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