dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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