This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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