Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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