New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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