yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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