I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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