what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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