try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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