I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Hippo gnu deer
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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