I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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