I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Panties = found
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