I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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