Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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