What a fucking waste of an outfit
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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