Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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