And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
he just fucked me for my cheese.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
