Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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